About myself? This is tough because I DO NOT like talking about myself but I just moved to Washington from Alabama about 3 months ago(Feb. 21) and I LOVE it and ESPECIALLY the women. But as much as I love it and as great as the people are it has been exhausting trying to figure out the culture and how people carry themselves and more than a few times I’ve had to explain that something I’ve said or done is just all I’ve ever known as different as it may seem up here ESPECIALLY being brazen and direct. That’s not just a southern thing but we are way more direct and brazen in Alabama than even other southern states. So I figured, considering what this site is about, I better make that shit as clear as possible from the jump! ladies y’all have definitely been a huge but amazing surprise. I mean damn! I’ve been to just about every other state and I was convinced Alabama had the most beautiful women but they ain’t got nothing on y’all at least for me and the reason I say that is because I prefer thicc girls or as we say down there, a girl who looks like she’s been eating cornbread her whole life and there are a lot of them down there but they ain’t the majority but here, at least from what I can tell based on Walla, you would think this is the cornbread capital of the world! I will not turn away any girl who’s interested, hell all women are beautiful to me so if you’re a thinner girl and interested don’t think I won’t be also. Don’t get me wrong I have a preference but that don’t mean it’s set in stone. But if you’re a thick girl and especially if you don’t feel like a man has ever really appreciated that, by God when we’re done playing you won’t feel that way! I won’t leave any doubt! Trust me, I definitely know what I’m doing and that goes for any lady. There are some things that are common knowledge about southern men outside the bedroom like we are usually gentleman and patient and know how to treat a lady and that is definitely true about me. But what most girls don’t know especially about Alabama boys(unles they’ve been with one and if they have they don’t mind telling you this is true) as far as fucking we damn sure know what we’re doing! We are a little wild but hell in 90% percent of the places in Alabama there aren’t really any bars or movie theaters or bowling alleys so from the time we’re teenagers we the only 2 choices we have as far as fun and entertainment is fucking or tiddlywinks winks and everybody I know, including me, hates tiddlywinks. And just like everything else we do in Alabama from work to football we don’t do anything halfass. If we’re going to do something we’re going to take our time and do it right. And we are fucking COMPETITIVE we hate to lose more than we love to win. So we want to be the best at anything we do also. And ladies that is not bragging. I know I’m not the best even back home but the best can’t fuck with me. And hell for all I know the women here may like it in completely different ways than the girls back home so if we hook up I may not be close to the best you’ve ever had but I can promise you it damn sure won’t be for lack of trying! Now if the dominant thing is what you’re into I really don’t know if I can do anything for you. I have read all 3 books in the 50 shades of Grey books but I’m assuming it’s a little embellished but still the more extensive stuff I’m not sure I’d be the right one. Not to say it’s too kinky I mean hell, aside from anything super weird or bathroom stuff or anything bi, I’ll try anything once. I just don’t know anything about the more extensive stuff. I’ve used handcuffs and have tied girls up on the bed post and done playful spanking with my hand be believe you me I definitely know how to take control but you just don’t run into girls back home into that kind of thing. I’m sure there are some but I’ve not met any. And more than anything if it’s the mental part of the dom/sub relationship that turns you on I’m really not sure I could do anything there. Maybe I could depending on how extreme you like it, but (and if you’re a man reading this I mean no disrespect about the next thing I write at all) where I’m from the men are all are strong willed and assertive, and again I know the culture up here is completely different, but we would never use the word dominant to describe how we are as a matter of fact, again no disrespect intended again because I know it’s a completely different culture, but back home if I man had to say he was dominant even the women wouldn’t believe even they would think he didn’t believe it himself. One more thing and I’ll wrap this up. With all the shit I’ve talked you might see my pics and think I ain’t all that trust me I know I’m damn sure not ugly, but I’m not stupid enough to think I’m ever going to be in GQ. That being said you might be the baddest woman on here and if I’m interested by what I see in your profile I’ll probably message and you might think to yourself “this bastard can’t be serious with his pics?” Trust me, that does not bother me in the least. I am very comfortable with myself for one and also learned one thing a long time ago that I KNOW for a fact, men are superficial and have types and women have a type somewhat but you can’t ever tell what a woman might be attracted to. I have seen som UGLY sob’s with some sure enough 10’s and the woman is usually crazy about his ass. So I have no problem swinging for the fences.