We’re not really a “couple”... we met on AFF nearly 4 years and have been friends with benefits ever since, although for the past few years the friends aspect has been more important to us. We live about five minutes apart and he has a great place to entertain at, whether it be for a threesome or full blown orgy. We both play alone or together, but this profile is meant to find people we can play with together. We’re looking to spice things up, try some new things, and indulge a few fantasies. About us: She (as described by him): She’s a very sexy, fun, open minded, and kinky woman. She has one of the warmest, wettest and tightest pussies he’s had the pleasure of fucking. You’ll be hard pressed to find anyone more skilled and enthusiastic at sucking cock. She has a nice ass and great set of tits. He (as described by her): He’s a fun, open minded and kinky man who’ll try just about anything once. He loves to lick pussy and has a very talented tongue... you won’t find many men who love to lick pussy more or who are better at it. She loves his nice thick cock with its great protruding head... its average length but nice and thick. He’s orally bi and enjoys sucking cock (but that isn’t a necessity and he loves straight play, so don’t let that scare off straight men). She’s straight, but she’ll let a woman play with or lick her pussy... a tongue is a tongue, but the most she’s likely to do to reciprocate is finger the other woman... but you never know what’ll happen if the time is right. She’s also submissive and enjoys being tied up and dominated. Some of the things we’d love to do: First and foremost is doing a MFM threesome with another bi guy. She’d love to watch he and another man suck each other’s cocks and he loves having a cock to play with and suck on along with her tits and a pussy to kiss, lick and fuck. Her being gang banged by a group of men... perhaps while she’s tied up and/or blindfolded. This can be with or without bi play among the guys. She may even want to try a DP and have her pussy and ass filled with hard cocks at the same time. Doing a threesome with a TV... tits and a cock in one package is a great combination and something for everyone to play with. Doing a FMF threesome... she’s really not into women, but will help indulge him in every man’s fantasy of being with two women at once. A full swap with another couple or a full on orgy with multiple other people (with or without M/M play). Going to an adult theater or club where she can get fucked by multiple men and they can both suck several cocks... and if there’s another willing woman for him to fuck that’d add to the fun. Finding a good dom for her where he can watch and/or participate in some bondage and domination. Most varieties of voyeurism and exhibitionism where we can watch and/or be watched. We both have other profiles on AFF; she’s a standard member (her other profile is boobookisser3) and he’s gold member (his sexual orientation is on a "need to know basis" and he’s listed as straight on his other profile, so he won’t give his other profile name here). But if we run out of replies on this standard profile or if you wink at us and can’t send us an email, don’t be too surprised to get an email from "hairy". We also love to have fun with our clothes on... listening and dancing to live music or playing poker are two of our favorites, or just partying. If we click with anyone to be friends to do other things with that’d be a great added bonus. We respect everyone’s boundaries and won’t push anyone to do anything they’re not comfortable with and expect the same respect from others. Lets get together and have some fun!

My Ideal Person Fun men, women, couples (MF, MM, or WW), TV’s, or groups with an interest in doing any of the things we listed above... or in some things we didn’t list but may want to try. We’re both kinky and open minded, so there’s little you can suggest that we wouldn’t at least consider trying... as you can see from our purity test results.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, We'll try most everything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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