There are things I want to do in my life I want to love one women for the rest of my life. I want to lay in a hammock with her and sip lemonade and read her a great book. I want to draw her a bath after a hard day. I want to hug and kiss her like its the first time. I want her to tell me about her day and I really want to listen. I want to hold her everynight til she falls asleep. I want to hold her hand just cause I dont want to let her go. I want to open doors for her I want to carry her to bed when she falls asleep watching tv on the couch. I want to rub her back when shes not feeling well. I want to make her soup when shes sick. Make her breakfast in bed just cause its saturday. I want to slow dance in the rain with her. I want the love we share to be so great it would inspire the greatest songs and the most moving poems. I want to breathe her in I want to hold her and make her feel thats shes always safe. Maybe this is cliche' I dont know this is all I wish loving someone with all your heart is the greatest thing anyone has ever done and I just want one more chance at greatness...

My Ideal Person BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_____________________

Age____

Phone(____)_______

Occupation________________________________

Height_____ Weight______

Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________

How often (check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__

How long can u last (check appropriate answer)
1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__

Do u like giving oral seY/N)__

recieving oral seY/N)__

Which do u prefer (check appropriate box)
One on one__ Doubles__ Group__

While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers)
Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__
Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__
Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ?

List your three favorite positions:
1._____________________
2._____________________
3._____________________

What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__

When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer)
Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite__

How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer)
11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite__

Any talent, skills, fetishes (Y/N) if so, please list

Why do you want to be my booty call?

Do you currently have other booty calls, if so, how many?

Anything else I should know?

Applicant signature________________________________

Date__________________

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES

1. No sleeping over-- unless the sex was so good and we need to repeat it in the morning
2. No meeting in public place? Unless getting drinks or sumthin to eat before the nite events
3. None of that love making? u come to fuck and u fuck to cum
4. No emotional conversations or comparisons between previous fucks.
5. No excessive clothing! dont want u leaving anything when u leave
6. We will try not to make out too much, I'd prefer you kiss elsewhere, my neck is just fine.
7. Do NOT call me, ill call u!!! However if accepted please feel free to call for the Booty call.

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